OMFG. DESPAIR. Here it comes (again) and there U go (again). Helpless, hopeless, gawping witness to man's inhumanity to man, Ur stuck feeling powerless and permanently damaged, praying from Ur utter gut:
MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY.
BUT GURU TRUMP CAN -- can turn your mind around so fast you'll never know what hit you!
MORE tremendously fast than anyone has ever seen before!
It's like a miracle, Ur angst just poof! disappears after U apply the bigly wisdom-methods from this tiny little tome, it's unbelievable,
Author PS: "A. Lady" is not their real name. Their "real" name is [REDACTED] .
Donald Trump is My [Frickin'] Guru
De-Constructing the Mirage of Despair Whilst Encouraging Presence of Mind
by A. Lady
There are those who cringe at the sound of his name. Like a fingernail screeching on a chalkboard, the sound of his voice sets off uncontrollable convulsions. The very thought of him makes their blood boil.The pseudonymous writer, A Lady, gently and provocatively guides the reader in taking mental actions that both preserve and restore one’s natural peace of mind.
What shall we do, she ponders, if he actually makes good on his promise to run for President again? Her book “Donald Trump is My [frickin’] Guru is the ultimate in Buddhist mind training. For those of us perilously close to losing our minds in self provoked agitation, A Lady points out the necessary mindset and vital practices with which one must engage in order to survive the anger, frustration, confusion and insanity of our current political playing field.
What if, she informs us, we free our minds instead of losing it altogether?
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